But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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