Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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