He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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