She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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