yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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