If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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