the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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