Dual....:-)
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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