Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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