idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I'm having to shit out rocks
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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