Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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