Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
smell my finger.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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