Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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