Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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