i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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