Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(619): View more from California

i miss you so much

(858): View more from California

i miss you too

(858): View more from California

oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me

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(937): View more from Ohio

We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve

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(937): View more from Ohio

I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...

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I see you've learned your lesson.

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(406): View more from Montana

I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.

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(801): View more from Utah

Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?

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(650): View more from California

FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.

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