Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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