Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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