You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
My pussy is not your playground.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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