We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
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Do I have a choice?
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You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
40s are totally the cure
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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