return my video game
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Randomize
