At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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