Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
