hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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