She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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