: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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