why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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