Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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