You work out of a Hotel?
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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