You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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