Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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