Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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