I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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