I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I don't deserve a penis
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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