"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I'm really busy with my period
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