STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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