Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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