I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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