Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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