Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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