Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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