I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm having to shit out rocks
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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