Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I will pee on everything he values.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
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