Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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