Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Randomize
