Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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