we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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