If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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