What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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