i would punch a child for taco bell
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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