And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Randomize
