i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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