I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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