Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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