Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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