We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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