Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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