Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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