so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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