Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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